Ambition:
To find interns who are willing to work longer than 9-5, and who will stop asking when they can take a field trip to the Playboy Mansion.

Turn-Ons:
Overachievers, strong work ethic, and interns who don't question my authority.

Turnoffs:
Underachievers, laziness, and clock watchers.

The Smartest Person I Know:
Myself

In my free time I:
I go to the gym, I exercise, and I work out.

My Basic Advice for Incoming Interns:
Minimum wages can still yield maximum perks if you play your cards right.